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Aging Demotivational Poster

GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.

TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that d*** dog’s name for the life of me.

Haunted -

TAGS: aging mirror reflections haunted house
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:43 pm
Thedge I am being me...it's that old person in the mirror that certainly isn't...teehee.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 5:54 am
Hehehe... I have white hair halfway down my back, a white beard to challenge Santa Clause... when I look in the mirror, I just see me. Same old thang, different day. If I could teach the young folk anything, it would be that. Just be you.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:01 am
Thanks mao...do you hear the voices too...teehee.
maoworks2 - September 10, 2014, 3:23 pm
Yup, My Place Is Haunted Too. Great One 5L Boooooooo.
chickenlittle - July 7, 2014, 6:49 pm
Complimentary of course MissP! I bet it's the same old person who's always jumping in front of me in the mirror and blocking my view!
MissPriss - July 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Are you saying that in a complimentary or sarcastic way? Think carefully before you answer that Little!
chickenlittle - July 5, 2014, 10:16 pm
Good to know I'm not alone MissP...
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hellzyeah...they even make complexes for 'em...teehee.
Airman - July 5, 2014, 11:09 am
there's more than one haunted house then

1st Date -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

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Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.

GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD - Always read the label

TAGS: food genetics packaging
Rating: 2.1/5

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Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:49 pm
I'd buy if female
And? - April 4, 2008, 8:04 pm
I'd still eat it


TANKERS.. - We destroy more stuff in seconds than an Infantry Squad can in a week!

TAGS: tankers engaging enemy fallujah iraq
Rating: 4.43/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 10:51 pm
Hey Batman ~ got any more of these winners? 5Lions

KARAOKE - WAY Cooler Than Raping And Pillaging

TAGS: viking karaoke raping pillaging
Rating: 3.33/5

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
I suppose that depends on what you're into...
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:20 am
The Emigrant Song?

SEE MUM - Even Barbie Gets Old

PASSING NOTES - This is what "Instant Messaging" looked like, before your so called "Internet".



TAGS: aging it s a b****
Rating: 4.73/5

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AGING - Old cars never die, they just slowly fade away...


TAGS: fame looks aging
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 5:36 pm
Yep, that was money well spent on that ***b reduction mao.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2012, 4:35 pm
Well I Did Look Good In 76 .
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 3:56 pm
Oh come on mao...there was that little temple tuck in '08....just sayin'...teehee.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2012, 1:56 pm
I'm Just Me .
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 12:38 pm
And that leaves Burt. I'd say he uses the same plastic surgeon as poor Joan Rivers...2 for 1 deal?
GaryO - November 30, 2012, 12:07 pm
Yeah, and Jack….geeezus, cover them hooters. Reminds me of when I was four and walked in on gramma....she had that same look on her face
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 10:25 am
Yep....bahaha...thinking that's next years Hallowe'en costume.
GaryO - November 30, 2012, 9:27 am
Man, if Eddie just had a swastika on his forehead…



TAGS: aging retirement lonliness birthday sadness
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I'm in the same boat... :(
maoworks2 - January 5, 2013, 4:26 pm
That's What I Get Now Very Good 5 Forgotten L mao.





TAGS: woman aging attitude
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 8:54 pm

Thank you, RD!~
Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 8:06 pm
Nice one



inside every old person -

TAGS: aging confusion young inside
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - January 12, 2014, 9:10 am
It’s rather amazing how many mirrors one requires when young. Now I know what Dracula feels like.


TAGS: raging bull
Rating: 4.58/5

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I'LL BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC - About encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

TAGS: about encouraging thinking outside the box
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:24 am
All input is good input, in it's pure form.

Longcat -

TAGS: rampaging city funny lol meow attack cute
Rating: 3.03/5

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spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 1:36 am
Anyway, thanks for pointing that out Drenix. At least you are not like the other guy who just comment without the reason..
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 1:30 am
damm, didn't see that coming...
Drenix - December 22, 2008, 12:58 pm
Same lines, diferent/repeated posters = Not funny, as you flood motifake with them and then, they lose any chance of being funny.
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 6:33 pm
really? then tell me why none of them are any good, I wouldn't bite..
Scorpio7 - December 15, 2008, 12:10 pm
There sure are a lot of LONGCAT posters, all of a sudden, and none of them are any good.

Longcat -


TAGS: aging youth
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 19, 2012, 11:01 pm
Thank You
TheSanityInspector - September 19, 2012, 1:45 pm
Well done!


Ughomer & His Older Brother -

TAGS: aging
Rating: 4.95/5

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MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:56 pm
Bahahaha...but which one is you? 5L for your return! And the poster of course too.
ughomer - July 3, 2013, 5:16 pm
Youse are too kind, Mao & GaryO! I have missed Miss Priss!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:43 pm
Welcome Back, 5L For Feeling Old .
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 8:32 am
UGGIE!!! Where ye been, mate?


TAGS: aging time destination irony
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:15 pm
I have a feeling Im going to have the same ending. I experienced alot of wonderful & scary moments in the 18-1/2 years I spent in the military & the last 10 as a contractor for them especially here in Afghanistan. The Taliban rocketed our Pizza Hut : (
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:51 am
Sadly too true.




TAGS: vision aging
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2012, 2:33 pm
Ya b*ggers started without me? Guess I best start using 2 glasses at a time so I can catch up! Thanks for the comments.
maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
Me Too !
CloudchaserS - November 2, 2012, 11:25 am
I have Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey in mine at this very moment
mariand - November 2, 2012, 8:21 am
hehehe...we may have the same age...

Longcat -


It's Always Getting Closer -

TAGS: age old lonely life aging
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:48 pm
With all the 5L talent coming back I'm actually a-scared to even try.
Greybeard - March 26, 2014, 10:01 am
Thanks. I have a creative streak I have to get out once in awhile. I'm sure the writers block will re-appear sooner if not later. LoL :)
GaryO - March 26, 2014, 8:28 am
Dang, GB, you been savin’ these up? and they’re all really really good…really good……..and I’m getting’ low on fives….well, looky there, here’s one; whikteeeesh.

Hey Nineteen -

TAGS: aging death wisdom temptation youth
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 5, 2013, 10:43 pm
Unfortunately, You are correct sir. Awesome cake though... :)
Silverheart - September 5, 2013, 7:58 pm
Unfortunately, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes -

TAGS: aging wants needs changes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:53 pm
Bahaha...especially the eyes. And I always thought you got eye strain from reading in dark places!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:52 pm
Ya know Ugs, it's comments like that, that can very easily make you my next target! Glad you're back...muhahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:51 pm
Yeah, but you'll have to wait for a future poster to see where.
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:50 pm
In love with the mug in the picture? What ever rows your boat I guess. But thanks for the vote regardless...hahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:49 pm
Glad you're enjoying them...just be sure your Depends is fresh teehee. Thanks for the votes Mr. Gary.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:55 pm

Now I know why he has that intense look on his face...
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:18 pm
Nasty Pwissy is at it again.
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:10 am

There was a "W" in there?
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:38 am
Oh Forgot 5L.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:37 am
Yes I Think I'm In Love .
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:26 am
Geeeezus, Prissy, I’m layin’ down fives like a cashier at a casino……what a string of hilarity!

adaptability -

TAGS: adapt change aging proverb
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:56 pm

Encouragement -

Insomnia, by way of technology -

TAGS: up all night on that infernal machine and hey look the sun is up and oh poop im late for work silverheart the rampaging insomniac
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 15, 2013, 7:08 pm


consequences -

TAGS: ignore the raging bulls and get bull****
Rating: 5/5
Greeny - January 19, 2014, 9:57 pm
Better add an in in there...
Greeny - January 19, 2014, 9:57 pm
Weren't logged Mr. Motifayk


TAGS: aging great makeup
Rating: 4.88/5

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Airman - January 27, 2012, 1:36 pm
sometimes the ph**o is already that way.. or you can stack pictures using Paint.. then use the regular Motifake poster builder.. it will take a pretty big image.. I think Long Cat is probably the biggest one
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:39 am
cou***, saber tooth, good one... sure sounds better than old fart ! can't believe I'm still LMAO from your poster with the nukes... How do you do these extralong posters, technically speaking, if I may ?
Airman - January 27, 2012, 11:23 am
the new term for a woman in her 60's is Sabre Tooth
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 7:03 pm
I will. who doesn't want a nice h** cou*** ? good one

Pit 3 Pack -

Anti-Aging -

TAGS: life death corpse anti aging youth
Rating: 4.78/5

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Cannabal - July 7, 2014, 4:36 pm
Surely you know that Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I'll take over. ;)
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:45 am
Maybe not the Reaper, but, I'm 5L certain it will be one of the deciding factors as to who gets you...heaven or hell?

P r i n c i p l e s -

TAGS: principles hills caves aging fitzgerald
Rating: 4.69/5

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BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:09 pm
True words of wisdom, Gary
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 11:17 am
fast, if good, may be the better pace
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 10:18 am
Sad how Fitzgerald himself only lived to be 44. He died young having grown old very fast
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 10:11 am
Psh, kids…at sixty-four they are mere ruts in the road toward inevitable decrepit morbidity…and it’s s-o-o-o-o demotilicious! 5L however
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:14 am
Thanks guys, I'm right there with ya...
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:05 pm

5 decrepit Ls from me, too!~~
maoworks2 - July 14, 2013, 1:17 pm
That's A Good One 5 Growing Old L's.



TAGS: ld aging his bacon
Rating: 3.82/5

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Bovee - February 15, 2010, 3:34 pm
i just lost my lunch.
rerun - February 15, 2010, 3:30 pm

you know Rosanne released the *** ***e? People paid to have them destroyed
CpnKangaroo - February 15, 2010, 2:19 pm
oh boy, and i thought he quit his affair with roseanne

CAPTAIN GREYBEARD - Pillaging Bourgeois Bullshit Since 2006

Memories -

TAGS: forgetful memory party surprise aging
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 9:16 pm
Well thanks for the orgots Thedge.
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:13 pm
What was I gonna say??? 5F orgots.

Journey -

Focus -

TAGS: aging forgetful old
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:50 pm
5'd. Head just a'shakin.
Greeny - December 11, 2014, 7:11 pm
tone down the peter pills and it'll get better...
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:22 pm
Unlocking my phone is a simple task, its finding it that's the problem! 5 chuckling lions!


TAGS: sade funny aging meme adu
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 21, 2015, 5:47 am
Like that chic on the muppets?
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 1:10 am
and she has always looked hauntingly divine.
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 1:09 am
I used ta think she was the coolest. Now I don't think it, I know it. Her songs got me through some shyt job shifts.
ThatKoffeeBurns - August 21, 2015, 1:00 am
lol, yeah, she still looks the same
GaryO - August 12, 2015, 2:49 pm
Neither has she in my mind (as I sit here in stall one at the Home Dopey men's room)

Geezer -

TAGS: aging geezer definition
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 5:06 pm
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 9:16 am
looks like Google earth over the Gobi
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 12:06 am
Oh mao...pretty sure you've got a few good 'tween years left...teehee.
maoworks2 - December 11, 2014, 12:32 pm
Yah ME !

Hot One Coming Up -

TAGS: aging changes some priorities dreams
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 22, 2014, 10:22 am
Am hoping to... beats a hole in the cold, cold ground, I reckon, err... hope.
GaryO - November 22, 2014, 10:13 am
Heh, give it another six years

If Only Our Eyes -

TAGS: beauty love aging ideals life
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greybeard - October 27, 2015, 10:39 pm
Hahaha. Yes, especially on the "emo" & "goth" types..!
GaryO - October 27, 2015, 10:34 pm
ah the inner beauty...if some would just eat the makeup...
spacedog - October 27, 2015, 5:59 pm
Nice one.
MissPriss - October 27, 2015, 3:30 pm
5L Grey. U consider sending this 2 all the poor teens out there that have been brainwashed into believing that beauty is only viewed from the outside? They should see their fav' stars/idols WITHOUT makeup, pushups etc. they wouldn't even recognize them.